socotic:

If you really wanna get to know the real me, stay up late with me..

nights like these make me want to hit you up to ask you how your day was.. update me on your life. ahhhhh im draking tonight. i think i miss you tonight but shit, i need 2 stop this nonsense.

sonypraystation:

imcoolwithonions:

sonypraystation:

daycare:

gushergurl:

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

you think i do this shit cause it easy

(Source: trlake)

lmaonade:

me: *tries to make a purchase of $2.63*

cashier, on the intercom: it says your card was decline sir. sir your card was rejected bc you go no money. you aint got no money boy and your card was absolutely declined you broke idiot

glamurhoe:

setheverman:

what’s the real mood for november?

just-shower-thoughts:

We say hair when referring to a lot of it, but hairs when referring to only a few.